I received this interesting email from a friend...
Jesus and Satan were havimg an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer.
They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing of all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT!"
"I have had enough. I am going to give you a test that will run for two hours, and from the results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused
They faxed
They emailed
They emailed with attachments
They downloaded
They did spreadsheets
They wrote reports
They created labels and cards
They created charts and graphs
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and of course, the power went off...
Finally the electricity came back on an each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's gone!" I lost everything when the power went out!"
Satan stared at hi blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld... but Jesus just sighed.
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
"Jesus saves..."
